Roll Your Leg Over
If I were a Green having many a Warder,
I'd sample them in alphabetical order.
CHORUS (audience joins in):
Roll your leg over, oh, roll your leg over!
Roll your leg over! It's better that way.
If I were a Brown, both well-read and courageous,
I'd show you how knowledge is most advantageous.
If I were a Yellow, so gifted with Healing,
I'd use it to give you a very good feeling.
If I were a White with impeccable reason,
I'd give you a reason no matter the season.
If I were a Red, nay, I'd not be above it:
I'd make you cry 'mercy' and I'd make you love it.
If I were a Blue, I'd not give a cold shoulder.
My infamous plotting just makes me the bolder.
If I were a Gray, setting laws of the nations
I may find you need special remediation...
If I were a Novice in pure dress of white,
My pillowfriend sure would be cozy at night.
If I were Accepted, with a banded dress
I'd find a new Soldier and make him a mess.
As Mistress of Novices, I'd not be haughty.
I'd know what to do with you when you were naughty.
If I had a ter'angreal that was pulsing,
I'd use it twice and I'd end up convulsing.
If all the Forsaken were singing this song,
It'd be twice as dirty and last twice as long.
If I were a Saldaean farmgirl in clover,
I'd pay you a visit and roll your leg over.
If I were the Keeper I'd be quite unrestive
For I find her staff to be very suggestive
If I were the Mother I'd show you why
The Keeper shouts "she comes!" before I walk by...